But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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