I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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