Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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