I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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