TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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