Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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