I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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