We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
