all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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