Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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