he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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