Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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