after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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