no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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