You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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