And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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