Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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