I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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