just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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