I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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