It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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