escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
When are your genitals available?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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