Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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