Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
