Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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