yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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