We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This is my gift to your gina
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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