I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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