We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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