I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
