If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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