they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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