Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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