What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
