just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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