So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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