at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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