if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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