So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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