They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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