that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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