so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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