okay pat passed out under dana's car
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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