I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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