But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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