Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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