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(662): View more from Mississippi

Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.

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(806): View more from Texas

Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.

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(914): View more from New York

He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name

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(805): View more from California

No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.

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(850): View more from Florida

A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now

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