remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just gargled with NyQuil
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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