True but thats because hes a fetus.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
zippers are such a cool invention
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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