So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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