Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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