Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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