fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I smell stomach acid.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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